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3399 Near Miss

on November 2, 2020
Chapter: Conclusions
Characters: Ryann Lantendar, Urzal Firelight, Velan Dragonsong
Location: Elegrost Fields

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Discussion (40) ¬

  1. NotRichard
    November 2, 2020, 10:46 am | # | Reply

    Okay, guess that’s just a random ogre

    • mucat
      November 2, 2020, 12:54 pm | # | Reply

      Well, I mean, it’s not irreducibly random on a *quantum* level. A physical chain of cause and effect did bring him there.

      Pseudo-random ogre.

      Also, I really like the almost-comfortable hubbub of species that, a generation ago, would have been at each other’s throats. And the elf/pointy-eared-fae-of-some-sort in the background helping an injured hobgoblin to his feet. The future might not be an entirely dark place (but ask me again in 48 real-life hours…)

      • NotRichard
        November 2, 2020, 12:58 pm | # | Reply

        Couldn’t remember the name of any ogres we had met so far when I made that comment, so couldn’t ask if it was him (or her)

        • Rich Morris
          November 2, 2020, 1:05 pm | # | Reply

          Previously named Ogres were Og and Ug who lived just outside the Weepwood Forest and Nin who was a guard in Umbril. Though he is a different species.

          • NotRichard
            November 2, 2020, 1:17 pm | #

            Nin is an oni, isn’t he?

          • Rich Morris
            November 2, 2020, 1:24 pm | #

            No sir, not an Oni. Just a smaller kind of Ogre with horns. I like varying things up. I’m leaning more and more towards creating and altering things more creatively and away from the influence of the Monster Manuals.

          • t!
            November 2, 2020, 3:14 pm | #

            > I’m leaning more and more towards creating and altering things more creatively and away from the influence of the Monster Manuals.

            Can we be honest, here? ANY creativity would be more than the Monster Manuals.

            t!

      • Rich Morris
        November 2, 2020, 1:02 pm | # | Reply

        Mucat, I love you so much.

        • mucat
          November 2, 2020, 1:05 pm | # | Reply

          Awww. We all love you too, Rich. Best wishes to you and yours in what may be crazy times!

        • Rancourt
          November 2, 2020, 2:25 pm | # | Reply

          Seriously, mucat. Your observations make this comments area particularly awesome, and heavens, but you’ve stepped up lately. Between you, t!, T-Chall, and Fang FanGirl…I spend a lot of time with hands folded, smiling, knowing that nearly every point I would have made, one or more of you will have already made.

          You are awesome. Thank you for being a part of the YAFGC reading experience!

          • T-Chall
            November 2, 2020, 9:46 pm | #

            Mucat, I agree with Rich and Rancourt, wholeheartedly. It’s great having you here.

          • t!
            November 2, 2020, 10:08 pm | #

            Me, four!

            t!

          • mucat
            November 3, 2020, 11:39 pm | #

            Thank you all; this is a wonderful community, and I always look forward to every new post from each one of you.

            (Especially on this specific night, when I badly need a distraction from obsessively reloading fivethirtyeight.com every ten seconds. Note to all our future selves: SHIT, does this look like a nail biter right now.)

  2. NotRichard
    November 2, 2020, 10:48 am | # | Reply

    If you want to find them, talk to everyone you meet, describe to them who you are looking for, eventually someone will know and relay the message

  3. t!
    November 2, 2020, 12:37 pm | # | Reply

    I think Carlin would call that one a Near *Hit*.

    t!

    • Rich Morris
      November 2, 2020, 1:01 pm | # | Reply

      Heheh… he would indeed. That monologue actually ran through my head while I was titling this one as well.

      • t!
        November 2, 2020, 3:16 pm | # | Reply

        Impossible not to.

        He ruined *so many* everyday expressions with that one bit.

        God bless ‘im.

        t!

        • mucat
          November 2, 2020, 3:42 pm | # | Reply

          And damn it, now my brain won’t give me any peace until I go play that whole rant, to make sure there are no everyday expressions I’ve left unruined. 🙂

          "By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth."

          "If crime fighters fight crime, and firefighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?"

          • HKMaly
            November 2, 2020, 8:06 pm | #

            Is this also him?

            If train station is the place where train stops, what is the workstation?

            Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways?

          • t!
            November 4, 2020, 9:11 am | #

            > Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways?

            I first heard that one from Gallagher.

            t!

          • MidnightDStroyer
            November 5, 2020, 6:10 am | #

            And there’s also a reason why Congress begins with the prefix "con." It’s what defines the difference between Congress & progress.
            As far as I’ve seen, the "con" in Congress also implies "confidence game" or "scam."

  4. t!
    November 2, 2020, 12:38 pm | # | Reply

    Come clean, Rich: Was this planned to be the next strip, or did it arise from discussion on the last one?

    t!

    • Rich Morris
      November 2, 2020, 1:01 pm | # | Reply

      This was drawn on the same day as the last one, so nope. This was planned.

      • t!
        November 2, 2020, 3:36 pm | # | Reply

        Well, then, you rock even more than heretofore believed.

        Somehow.

        t!

  5. Archangel
    November 2, 2020, 12:51 pm | # | Reply

    Gods damn it. XD

    • mucat
      November 2, 2020, 1:03 pm | # | Reply

      "The gods you are attempting to reach are not in service. Please leave a message clearly stating the target of your request, the cause for damnation, and any sacrifice you wish to pledge to bolster your case. Once gods are operating at full capacity, damnation requests will be handled strictly in the order received, in the case of Lawful deities, or as whim dictates, if Chaotic."

      • Rancourt
        November 2, 2020, 2:27 pm | # | Reply

        I do fear that, at the moment, the "call center" for clerics and the faithful…is ringing out to a message that the voicemail you have reached is full. What surviving deities there may or may not be…are, at *very* least, no longer at their desks, or on other calls at the moment…

        • Leorin
          November 2, 2020, 6:09 pm | # | Reply

          I’m thinking back to the recent Watchmen series, and the phone-booths to Mars.

        • T-Chall
          November 2, 2020, 9:42 pm | # | Reply

          “Gods not found?! What in the 404 hells is this?!”

          • Rich Morris
            November 2, 2020, 10:28 pm | #

            Awesome!

          • mucat
            November 2, 2020, 11:05 pm | #

            Especially after all the spirited discussion of precisely which error code magic threw Lewstrom a few strips back. It’s nice to see an old classic like 404 get some love too. 🙂

      • Nikary Flare
        November 2, 2020, 6:35 pm | # | Reply

        Okay, this is simply beautiful.

  6. Jonathan in Mississippi
    November 2, 2020, 3:48 pm | # | Reply

    Weird. When I look at related comics, 3338 isn’t referenced, and every time I refresh the current one, the related comics list changes. I never noticed that before.

  7. HKMaly
    November 2, 2020, 8:08 pm | # | Reply

    Well, it’s a big battlefield. Hard to find single person there …

  8. bububub2
    November 2, 2020, 9:42 pm | # | Reply

    *Clank*. A charming little detail.

    • t!
      November 2, 2020, 10:09 pm | # | Reply

      I’m amazed nobody mentioned that earlier!!!

      t!

  9. Hee Fone
    November 3, 2020, 1:23 am | # | Reply

    It feels so far but actually it’s much closer than she thinks.

  10. Valkeiper2020
    November 3, 2020, 9:22 pm | # | Reply

    I LOVE this comic. I hope this isn’t the closing times for it.

    Last Saturday, you posted a comment on another webcomic I read and said you write this.
    I started reading this and even commented on that other comic about it (I wonder if you know which one I’m speaking of).

    As I said, I thoroughly enjoyed reading this and hope it continues.

    • Rich Morris
      November 4, 2020, 7:55 am | # | Reply

      I remember! And I’m very pleased to have been following your commentary as you blitzed the YAFGC archives. Thank you so much. I have no plans to /end/ YAFGC any time soon, though it is about to go through a bit of an overhaul. I’m winding down these stories to start a new era. All these old familiar characters will still be in it and feature prominently, but I’ll also be focusing a bit more on some new, younger ones.

      • Valkeiper2020
        November 5, 2020, 3:33 am | # | Reply

        "blitzed"?
        —shruggs—
        I guess it would be considered that.
        I just read it as I read anything, tho a lot of people have told me I am a reading maniac.
        I am so happy you plan to continue this comic.
        i am happy to include it in my list of daily reading (#35 webcomic)

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