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3090 Things That Make You Go Hmmmmm

on November 20, 2017
Chapter: Under New Management
Characters: Baron Robert Greyfort, Niko the Werewolf
Location: Greyfort

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Discussion (33) ¬

  1. jeffepp
    November 20, 2017, 12:25 am | # | Reply

    Methinks I recall the curse to be, the other way around. Can a ghost lie? Sure sounds like it.

  2. Ladyfox7oaks
    November 20, 2017, 12:41 am | # | Reply

    Oh he’s a SNEAKY Spook… Yes, he’s most assuredly lying, but I can think of several ways he might be trying to manipulate that little *itch…

  3. David Nuttall
    November 20, 2017, 1:14 am | # | Reply

    He then mentions the dietary restrictions, to which her response is, "Oh, that’s okay. I never really liked carrots anyway."

    • Fnordius
      November 20, 2017, 6:48 am | # | Reply

      Or more like "to stave off the curse, you must eat carrots! It will not stave off the Curse entirely, but it is necessary lest it strike in full!"

  4. KSClaw
    November 20, 2017, 3:24 am | # | Reply

    Hook, line aaaand…

  5. Athedia
    November 20, 2017, 4:19 am | # | Reply

    See if he then mentions not being able to eat carrots, she has a way to test. When she finds out he is truthful about one part…well why not be truthful about the other?

  6. Mr. Casual
    November 20, 2017, 4:47 am | # | Reply

    Aha! So he’s not fudging the curse, he’s just lying his ghostly buns off. I love it. X)

  7. jeffepp
    November 20, 2017, 5:29 am | # | Reply

    The beauty of it is, it’s something that would normally happen. She chooses a consort, and then gives them a vacant title, that’s lesser than her own. And, she wouldn’t be the one cursed, but her consort would be. The fact that the curse is that the wife of the baron dies, well, it’ll suck to be her.

  8. T-Chall
    November 20, 2017, 11:37 am | # | Reply

    "And to top it all off you become the sole owner of the magnificent bridge in the Barony of Brooklyn!"

    • t!
      November 20, 2017, 12:12 pm | # | Reply

      HAH!

      "Gee, I don’t know… it all sounds too good to be true… "

      t!

  9. Garanhir
    November 20, 2017, 11:50 am | # | Reply

    Can she pick any poor sap to marry & give the title to, or does it have to be the former Baron? Stay tuned!

  10. Dave
    November 20, 2017, 12:36 pm | # | Reply

    She’s dumb but is she THAT dumb……….stay tuned !
    ( And as a long time Rogue player the godhood line was pushing it to far)

    • AlyxVixen
      November 20, 2017, 6:47 pm | # | Reply

      Nah, I (as one of my rogues) got someone to buy a rusty sword for 2000 gold claiming it was the Blade of Tyr, hidden by obfuscation of the mind. Basically saying if you can’t see the real sword you’re too dumb to own it.

  11. Draken09
    November 20, 2017, 3:44 pm | # | Reply

    Let’s be honest. For a "curse" to be so good, he’s obviously lying. She’s going to pick up on that, especially with "godhood." It would’ve happened by now, surely. Let’s see how this goes…

  12. THAT bard
    November 20, 2017, 4:11 pm | # | Reply

    Perhaps he should be careful how much he is exaggerating… But as others mentioned, he can always mention the carrots as a simple proof of the truth in his words… or just pop the question: "What do you think, why have the Barons remained single?"

    • Ørjan
      November 20, 2017, 8:21 pm | # | Reply

      There’s a bit of a problem with that question – he never said the baron has to marry to die horribly.

      • THAT bard
        November 22, 2017, 7:42 pm | # | Reply

        What I thought was marrige is just not a good option if you are doomed to a slow, agonizing, painful death. Think about it, if the partners love each other, the baroness might don’t want to have a long life after witnessing her beloved husbend’s terrible fate. Plus upon what Robert said just now, the curse then would fall upon her, unless she remarries. Not something you wish for someone you love either. If the partners don’t love each other, the baron might doesn’t want the baroness have a long happy life, after he is gone. In case of onesided love, well that might have more options, but there is still some chance for the above outcomes.
        It might be just me overthinking it, yet, I could see Niko accepting such an explanation.

      • Sessine
        November 24, 2017, 1:42 pm | # | Reply

        He could always claim that the barons remained single because they didn’t want to confer that level of awesome power on anyone.

        However. The real problem is that the ghost particularly doesn’t want her inquiring into the history of the barony. if she knew enough about that for such an argument to convince her, she would also find out that the barons have not, in fact, died unusually slow, agonizing, painful deaths.

        Luckily she doesn’t know, and she’s greedy enough to be conned.

        Maybe.

  13. Hogan
    November 20, 2017, 4:41 pm | # | Reply

    … and we are sure he is no a politician in his spare time?

    • Ørjan
      November 24, 2017, 11:54 pm | # | Reply

      He’s not, but he’s occasionally written speeches for them.

  14. underappreciatednecromancer
    November 20, 2017, 5:10 pm | # | Reply

    Called it.

  15. Eric
    November 20, 2017, 7:50 pm | # | Reply

    Well, well, well. The ghost gaslights… interesting.

  16. Bad Taiming
    November 20, 2017, 10:44 pm | # | Reply

    She is thinking maybe she can get that rawhide chew toy finally.

  17. Aaron
    November 20, 2017, 11:12 pm | # | Reply

    So she’s thinking, "Do I want to be God? Nah – too much hassle."

  18. Robin Bobcat
    November 21, 2017, 3:57 am | # | Reply

    Ooh… Niiice. She is JUST ambitious enough to think she could usurp Ranna, too.

    • AlyxVixen
      November 22, 2017, 12:04 am | # | Reply

      Niko: "I AM GODDESS OF ALL WEREFOLK!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAhahahahaaa… oh, Hi Ranna…"
      Ranna: *CHOMP!* "Now I am."

  19. Gonfrask
    November 22, 2017, 4:18 am | # | Reply

    Ey…do you can lie about a curse?

    • MidnightDStroyer
      November 22, 2017, 5:02 pm | # | Reply

      I’ve never seen any rules that says you can’t…
      😉

      • AlyxVixen
        November 22, 2017, 6:41 pm | # | Reply

        He’s not exactly lying about the curse. He did tell her that it affects the Baron and death is involved, just omitted that it’s the Baroness who gets the pointy end of the carrot, er… curse.
        Now the whole thing about suckering her into getting herself a Baron to ward off the curse is pure 100% snake oil (Guaranteed to cure all ills & curses, wards off bad luck and enhances your chances with the opposite sex, just $1 a bottle… Any takers?).

  20. Owen Smith
    November 22, 2017, 8:50 pm | # | Reply

    I love it when the family ghost helps out in a time of crisis.

  21. Lord Venenum
    November 25, 2017, 4:28 pm | # | Reply

    All we need is a funnel, a mallet, two nests worth of fire ants, a gallon of wolfbane, Cap’n Fang and a pot of glue

    • Valkeiper2020
      November 3, 2020, 3:56 pm | # | Reply

      Captain Fang is enough all by himself.

  22. Hinoron
    December 6, 2021, 12:16 pm | # | Reply

    …Or do it that way, yeah.
    (referring to my comment last page)

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