2489 The Merchants Priorities
on June 7, 2013
Chapter: B2 The Fortress on the Frontier
Characters: Brandor "Firehair" the Barbarian, Kob the Minotaur, Master Aldridge Merchant, Mrs Merchant
Location: Lair of the Hobgoblins
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I guess he *wasn’t* the guy who claimed his wife to be the merchant too..
I remember reading married men live longer than unmarried men.
I disagree… it just seems longer
Old joke, and I doubt it’s yours.
Brandor: "Granted, I’ve never been married sir, but why *wouldn’t* you want us to free your wife as well?"
Aldrige: "Let’s see… maybe because even after the guards warned us we were passing through dangerous territory, and that we should move quietly to avoid drawing monsters attention, she continuously nagged and complained at me, for hours, barely pausing to inhale, until we were, almost inevitably really, attacked by this hobgoblin. Those big ears they have aren’t just decorations, after all."
Brandor: "………..alright, fair point."
(*) horde. Hobgoblin horde, I meant to say. Moderator please feel free to correct that post and delete this one. 😛