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3287 The Pirate And The Ninja

on December 16, 2019
Chapter: Gathering Storm
Characters: Ayane the Ninja, Goldwolf the Pirate, Philip the Paladin, Rowan the Pirate Ninja Boy, Slissy the Warlock, William the Barbarian
Location: Western T'Pangport

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Discussion (32) ¬

  1. AlyxVixen
    December 16, 2019, 12:41 am | # | Reply

    Philip: *long detailed explanation of the situation and how to possibly remedy it*

    Goldwolf: "We screwed up badly and need to fix it somehow."

    Philip: "I’ll take it."

    • 627235
      June 27, 2023, 7:37 pm | # | Reply

      They certainly work like a lot of adventurer parties. A flimsy excuse to run around the countryside, murder lots of ugly things and steal anything that isn't nailed down (and it's not nailed down if you can remove the nails)? "I'll take it!"

  2. mucat
    December 16, 2019, 1:44 am | # | Reply

    Ayane: ""

    William: "An alpaca? But where will we find that much potato salad at this time of year?"

    • T-Chall
      December 16, 2019, 12:04 pm | # | Reply

      Philip: "….William, were you ever a lab rat in a parallel dimension?"

      • Fang FanGirl
        December 16, 2019, 4:15 pm | # | Reply

        The sad realization is that Cap’n Fang was Brain when William was Pinky.
        It explains sooooo much. Poit.

        • NotRichard
          December 16, 2019, 11:54 pm | # | Reply

          Problem is, _Pinky_ was the true genius, you have it backwards: King Cap’n Fang is Pinky

          Maybe if Brain ever did do what Pinky said, they might actually have succeeded in taking over the world! 😀

    • p!enapple
      December 16, 2019, 1:23 pm | # | Reply

      LMAO to both you and T-Chall. NARF!!!

  3. NotRichard
    December 16, 2019, 1:58 am | # | Reply

    Ayane: "Anything to get of this stinking ship!"

  4. NotRichard
    December 16, 2019, 2:04 am | # | Reply

    Hmm, if they ‘all’ had something bad happen to them, what misfortune befell Ayane? She was already involved with Golddust, can’t see how anything could be worse than that…
    Unless… the stork bringing Slissy’s baby got ‘waylaid’ by a certain pirate: "Look dear, a present for you and something other than roast albatross for dinner, win-win!"

    • Ørjan
      December 17, 2019, 12:40 am | # | Reply

      No, it’s really their own child. However, they wanted someone combining the stealth of a ninja with the eloquence of a pirate. Rowan has the stealth of a pirate and the eloquence of a ninja.

      • NotRichard
        December 17, 2019, 6:40 am | # | Reply

        It was a bit of a (bad) joke

        Wait, since when are pirate’s ‘stealthy’? o_O
        Unless that was a joke as well

        • Roborat
          December 18, 2019, 5:11 pm | # | Reply

          "With cat like tread
          Upon our prey we steal
          In silence dread
          Our cautious way we feel
          No sound at all,
          We never speak a word,
          A fly’s foot-fall
          Would be distinctly heard"

          • NotRichard
            December 18, 2019, 10:47 pm | #

            POP?

  5. Aaron Lowe
    December 16, 2019, 5:06 am | # | Reply

    Question: we have an incredibly dangerous job that none of the ninja’s are stupid enough to do. Where do we get the manpower?
    Answer: guess who turned up at port…

    • NotRichard
      December 16, 2019, 8:50 am | # | Reply

      King Captain Fang? o_O

    • Fang FanGirl
      December 16, 2019, 4:17 pm | # | Reply

      My Boo!!!!

  6. t!
    December 16, 2019, 5:43 am | # | Reply

    How does she eat?

    t!

    • Rich Morris
      December 16, 2019, 7:31 am | # | Reply

      Silently. 🙂

      • t!
        December 16, 2019, 9:12 am | # | Reply

        The same way Bob uses tools.

        It just… happens.

        t!

        • David Nuttall
          December 16, 2019, 12:14 pm | # | Reply

          Bob has limited telekinesis and practically unlimited firepower. Yeah, I thought that mask would impede her ability to eat as well, but it looks easy enough to move out of the way when needed.

          • t!
            December 16, 2019, 5:12 pm | #

            Well, I know *Richard,* at least, understood what I meant.

            t!

    • someone
      December 16, 2019, 10:32 am | # | Reply

      Dan McNinja can explain that to you: she learned some ninja tricks!
      http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/9p32/

      • theMarc
        December 16, 2019, 12:11 pm | # | Reply

        I was just about to make this exact same reference.

    • jeffepp
      December 16, 2019, 2:27 pm | # | Reply

      I think we have a "Snake-Eyes" situation here. Whatever is wrong, that keeps her from being able to talk, is also something she wants to hide. She can, and does, remove or loosen the mask, as needed. She probably let the bottom ties loose, and it hung like a veil, while eating.

      • HKMaly
        December 16, 2019, 3:45 pm | # | Reply

        Why do you think there is something wrong? Maybe she just isn’t talkative type …

        • mucat
          December 16, 2019, 4:39 pm | # | Reply

          …and never was, even before they weakened Ranna’s containment. Slissybus even joked about it in one of her jibes at Philip.

  7. p!enapple
    December 16, 2019, 1:25 pm | # | Reply

    If Phillip thinks Goldwolf is reductionist, does he see Ayane as a minimalist or what?

    • helzapoppn
      December 16, 2019, 8:48 pm | # | Reply

      He sees her as dangerous and not to be trifled with. Good call, Phillip.

  8. Fnordius
    December 16, 2019, 3:24 pm | # | Reply

    We’re getting the band back together!

    I know I am late to the party (hah!) but it is a wonderful example of the trope. Well done!

    • p!enapple
      December 16, 2019, 10:27 pm | # | Reply

      We’re on a mission (for a) god. (or if you’re a terry pratchett fan, from glod.)

      Fnordius: lol- love that movie
      Halzapoppn: yes, very good call!
      T! and Rich: not sure if i should applaud or groan 🙂

      and obviously, by telekinesis/osmosis- she holds the food next to the mask, and it diffuses it into her mouth. I swear it’s a real thing- happens to me and my pets alllll the time!

  9. Succubus ov Satan
    December 17, 2019, 9:51 pm | # | Reply

    panel 4 – surely even a ninja must remove the face mask while eating? – or is that someone else’s plate in front of her?

    • EvilMidnightLurker
      December 18, 2019, 2:34 am | # | Reply

      Ask Kakashi or the McNinjas.

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