3246 Into Adventure
on July 31, 2019
Chapter: Force of Hobbits
Characters: Cypress Harper, Helen DiPhoenix, Jewel the Pocket Bard, Naomi Phoenix, Perendelee "Roberta" Harper, Ryann Lantendar, Urzal Firelight
Location: Kingdom of Elegrost
Doesn’t look like any of them have seen the dead crucified along the roads yet.
"By the gods!"
"Look at this place!"
The problem may be that *you* didn’t see Strip #3244.
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Now all we need is a van and big dog. The Rannites will be left declaring, "Darn it! We would have gotten away with it too, if hadn’t been for you interfering kids!"
"irradication" being, of course, the eradication by way of irradiation.
They’re packing nuclear weapons.
Well, the situation DOES seem desperate enough for extreme measures…
"Rubber nuclear weapons had to be deployed to disperse the crowd." -Red Dwarf, Better than Life
unclear and nuclear are very similar spellings…
Don’t know what I needed to say that. I’ll return to the lab 😛
Weapons of mass correction!
It’s all fun and "Concerning Hobbits" playing in the background, until the first Rannite/Nazgul equivalent shows up…
And on the Scooby-Doo front, a nearly 30-minute compilation of "meddling kids" references including variants and parodies/homages from non-Scooby Doo shows. I have to admire the dedication of whomever put this together (it certainly wasn’t me):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbXxgQLlF08
All this is a bit…suspicious
Maybe Jewel the Pocket Bard could sing the hobbit favorite "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" by Leonard Nimoy as their travelling song. The video of this song even has 5 dancing hobbit girls.
https://youtu.be/BC35cQKHwzg
Spock, I don’t care if Bones says it’s harmless — NEVER drink what he’s drinking.