Plump Helmets. You can stew them, roast them, saute, fricassee or fry them Stuff them, use them as stuffing & make salad, soup, wine, beer or spirits from them. Some say you can even make bread with them, but that’s a slander. Only the finest ground rock flour goes into dwarven bread.
… We used some drink made from mushrooms in our DnD campaign. The mushrooms was growed by some circle of the spore drow druid, and it had some hallucinogenic effect. Mix a liter in a big barrel of wine, using it as a welcome drink before we had to gave a performance for some noble as a diversion. We became the most sought-out band in the country…
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There’s no good dwarf without his Plump Helmet Beer. At least in a new outpost.
Plump Helmets. You can stew them, roast them, saute, fricassee or fry them Stuff them, use them as stuffing & make salad, soup, wine, beer or spirits from them. Some say you can even make bread with them, but that’s a slander. Only the finest ground rock flour goes into dwarven bread.
Yaaa for Pump helmets!
"Excuse me, I think ye gave me the wrong mug. I ordered a beer, an’ this seems ta be a tankard o’ moose urine."
“No, that is beer. The finest beer brewed in the human lands”
We know it is not moose urine because that would be too impractical and expensive.
… We used some drink made from mushrooms in our DnD campaign. The mushrooms was growed by some circle of the spore drow druid, and it had some hallucinogenic effect. Mix a liter in a big barrel of wine, using it as a welcome drink before we had to gave a performance for some noble as a diversion. We became the most sought-out band in the country…