0041: Not A Promising Start
on July 7, 2006
Chapter: 003 - Gren's Dates
Characters: General Gronk Plundercheeks, Gren Razortooth
Location: The Black Mountain
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I’d think that conquering cities, building towers from their soldiers’ skulls, and leading off their weeping women and children to slavery is more of a ‘third date’ sort of event.
Young and impatient. Why must we rush things. Can’t you start off with a romantic date to the torture dungeons
Nah, you mix up the order. For orcs, romance:
– First step: Angry shouting.
– Second step: Light brawling.
– Third step: Animalistic intercourse.
– Fourth step: First date.
Source: at the "Website URL". I doesn't own any of that!
Ah, the old-style kobolds; rat-men, not lizard-men… or is it more like small doggie men… yes I think so.