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3364 Falahn Goes Native

on July 15, 2020
Chapter: Ranna's Fulcrum
Characters: Falahn

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Discussion (48) ¬

  1. Sparrow
    July 15, 2020, 12:36 am | # | Reply

    priest boy got some god booty. god booty is best booty.

    • NotRichard
      July 15, 2020, 1:24 am | # | Reply

      Even if it is Cthulu booty?

      • Hoodiecrow
        July 15, 2020, 4:16 am | # | Reply

        Cthulhu is not a god. He’s a very naughty boy!

      • Charon the Fateless
        July 15, 2020, 4:58 am | # | Reply

        ESPECIALLY if it’s Cthulu booty. Sluthulu.

        • Mark
          July 15, 2020, 5:03 am | # | Reply

          SnuSnulu

          • T-Chall
            July 15, 2020, 11:52 am | #

            Bootythulu

      • Sparrow
        July 16, 2020, 2:03 am | # | Reply

        Cthulhu do be kinda thicc tho

  2. Aaron Lowe
    July 15, 2020, 1:54 am | # | Reply

    Getting Jiggy, with a capital J. What could go wrong?

    • NotRichard
      July 15, 2020, 2:06 am | # | Reply

      Ranna and Ch’thier?

    • mucat
      July 15, 2020, 2:07 am | # | Reply

      I know, right? What if they knock that candle over and it sets their hair on fire?

  3. Jonathan in Mississippi
    July 15, 2020, 2:38 am | # | Reply

    Having a little fling is one thing, but a relationship requires a long dating period to determine if your partners psychosis is a level you’re comfortable with.

    • hkmaly
      July 15, 2020, 5:03 pm | # | Reply

      It’s not about level it’s about kind of psychosis. Also, relationship only requires a long dating period if you want it to last … and no dating period is long enough to find out if relationship can last forever.

  4. mucat
    July 15, 2020, 4:17 am | # | Reply

    The elven couple in panel 1 bear an uncanny resemblance to Lucas and Cadugan. I wonder if that’s because in Marion’s own mind, she based the "random lovers who serve to illustrate the point I’m explaining" on a convenient pair of her own acquaintances. 🙂

    • NotRichard
      July 15, 2020, 4:25 am | # | Reply

      I don’t know, the tall one looks like Lucas sure (specially if it turns out they are bi, if that other elf in panel two is female), the one with the pony-tail looks more like Caelin to me

      • Tebryn Daltar
        July 15, 2020, 4:42 am | # | Reply

        An ancient goddess can have fantasies!

  5. Herk
    July 15, 2020, 5:09 am | # | Reply

    A mortal and a deity – what could go wrong?

    Me (having read Sandman) *starts silently weeping in a corner rocking back and forth*

  6. Hee Fone
    July 15, 2020, 6:35 am | # | Reply

    He could be the father of her kids.

  7. Alan Richmon
    July 15, 2020, 7:24 am | # | Reply

    They can’t afford carnal distractions

    If the gods couldn’t afford it, we wouldn’t have been born

    PD: Sorry if it isn’t well write. It is from a spanish comic named El Vosque and i think it will be very good here

  8. Berpol
    July 15, 2020, 9:22 am | # | Reply

    My thought for panels 2 and 3: Zeus.

    • Daylan
      July 15, 2020, 10:35 am | # | Reply

      Zeus was less "periodic dalliances" and more "This hole… it was made for me. And so was this one. And this one. And that one too. And especially that one…"

      • AlyxVixen
        July 16, 2020, 11:21 am | # | Reply

        Zeus was the God of Fatherhood (as well as all his other titles) so fathering kids every woman he could is just part of who he is.

        Pissed Hera off no end though.

  9. Kitsune Dragoon
    July 15, 2020, 11:58 am | # | Reply

    Alternative Title: The Gods Must Be Horny

    • Lord Venenum
      July 15, 2020, 2:55 pm | # | Reply

      You only need to look at Greek mythology to know its true. They were the definition of “Anything that moves”

      • Roborat
        July 15, 2020, 5:33 pm | # | Reply

        I seem to remember some inanimate objects also involved?

        • Nikary Flare
          July 17, 2020, 10:15 am | # | Reply

          So just anything, then.

    • hkmaly
      July 15, 2020, 5:00 pm | # | Reply

      The problem is the time involved. Sooner or later, even very unlikely things will happen purely by chance …

      • Roborat
        July 15, 2020, 5:35 pm | # | Reply

        A theme Terry Pratchett explored in a very entertaining manner.

  10. THAT bard
    July 15, 2020, 5:16 pm | # | Reply

    This story makes one think about, how the other gods came into being.

    Also, I couldn’t help but notice, that young priest is not named among the characters, so it might be just the start for Falahn. Or he gets a name later. After all, it was said previously, that the evil god Abynn is the father of Ranna and Ch’Thier. Only, Falahn doesn’t strike as someone who likes "bad guys"…

    My speculation is, that Falahn came together with Abynn, than he somewhat became a god, so that they could stay together, but it turned out to be a "periodic dalliance" from Falahn’s side. Jealousy has the power to turn people evil… Of course, might has it as well.

    • t!
      July 15, 2020, 7:11 pm | # | Reply

      > Only, Falahn doesn’t strike as someone who likes "bad guys"…

      Although… even Lewie started as a good guy, once.

      Time and passion change things.

      t!

    • mucat
      July 16, 2020, 12:07 pm | # | Reply

      Yeah, it seems quite possible to me that this yet-unnamed priest is the first of Falahn’s human loves, not the One and Only.

      She might have spent millenia watching soulmate after soulmate age and die in what were, to her, fleeting moments of time, before finally choosing to shed her immortality — not just godhood, but even the quasi-immortality of the elves — and embrace the brief, intense life of a human.

  11. Rancourt
    July 15, 2020, 9:52 pm | # | Reply

    WRITE, LELAND! WRITE LIKE THE WIND!

    • OldSkoolGeek
      July 16, 2020, 10:18 am | # | Reply

      They’ll be smoking a cigarette with a post-coital glow by the time that this is done.

      • Rancourt
        July 16, 2020, 2:45 pm | # | Reply

        No squid familiars were harmed in the making of this multi-volume firsthand history of the dawn of the new era, but it was not only magic that left the world in the wake of that terrible battle of the gods (if I’m remembering that flashback from the far future correctly)…parchment and ink were also casualties.

    • Aaron Lowe
      July 16, 2020, 2:04 pm | # | Reply

      He’s probable run out of paper and ink by now and is frantically cutting the story into his own body.

    • Nikary Flare
      July 17, 2020, 10:16 am | # | Reply

      At this point, he might set his paper on fire by accident…

  12. Yakumo
    July 16, 2020, 3:31 pm | # | Reply

    Okay, I don’t see it’s been said yet. Yes, I will stoop to it.

    Falahn’s fully fallen forward. (Hey! I didn’t draw the last panel! :/)

    • Aaron Lowe
      July 16, 2020, 8:53 pm | # | Reply

      Luckily for her a young priest broke her fall. 🙂

      • Yakumo
        July 17, 2020, 1:09 am | # | Reply

        Falahd’s Faithful Fellow? Well, he most certainly should have faith at this point.

        • mucat
          July 17, 2020, 2:24 am | # | Reply

          "Does it still count as faith? I have evidence."

          • Yakumo
            July 17, 2020, 3:46 pm | #

            Yes. I suspect that the concept that you only have faith without ever having evidence has been predominately a concept from within Christianity, but I don’t know for sure. In short, while there may be arguments about strength or quantity of faith with evidence, I think can understand the concept of (and judge as…bad) someone who has become faithless despite evidence. And if he/she became faithless, he/she had faith before.

            And where is that quote from. I lean toward Pratchett and can only otherwise think of Adams, though there are plenty who could come up with it.

          • mucat
            July 23, 2020, 7:48 pm | #

            I wasn’t actually quoting anyone, other than the priest’s own (hypothetical) words.

            But I supposed the closest inspiration might be not Pratchett or Adams this time, but Tim Minchin. He tells a story, as an extended intro to one of his songs, about a fellow named Sam who cornered him in a bar to debate faith and evidence.

            Sam: "Aha! You said you believe in love. You don’t have any ‘evidence’ for love."

            Tim: (hesitating and stammering, ’cause his stage persona is always kind of awkward and tongue-tied until the tempo shifts and he latches onto a target) "But I…Sam…love without evidence is…*stalking*."

            The story (and the song it launches) are long-ish but awesome, like much of Minchin’s work. If you check the video, don’t despair if it seems like the poor, stammering fool seems to be going soft in the face of Sam’s ‘argument’; he DOES know where he’s taking this story.

            And on an unrelated note, if you ever find that the entire Heritage Orchestra, playing in the Royal Albert Hall, want to back you up in a hydrogen-bomb-grade burn on some poor sod who preached at you in a bar…yeah, it ain’t a fair fight, but do it. How often do changes like this come along?

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZeWPScnolo

            Oh, and if you take the 11 minutes to listen to this and are glad you did…may I humbly suggest that a good use for another 11 would be Storm:

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhGuXCuDb1U

            He actually manages to leave both Storm and Sam as much dignity as one possibly might, while mercilessly and hilariously dismantling their arguments down to the subatomic level.

  13. bormor
    July 17, 2020, 3:47 am | # | Reply

    not pointed ears already?

    • NotRichard
      July 17, 2020, 8:14 am | # | Reply

      Who?

    • Rich Morris
      July 17, 2020, 8:37 am | # | Reply

      Indeed, I’m afraid this question doesn’t have enough information to be answered. What not pointed ears already?

    • Aaron Lowe
      July 17, 2020, 8:52 am | # | Reply

      Previous strip, 5th panel answers your question.

      • bormor
        July 19, 2020, 1:46 am | # | Reply

        thanks

  14. WJS
    November 20, 2023, 6:33 am | # | Reply

    OK, this doesn't make sense to me. "One thing immortality did to us was change how we had relationships"? But we were just told that elves were *always* immortal, that that *wasn't* something new they got from godhood.
    I guess panel four answers my question form last time about the "new elves" though, apparently yes, they did lose their immortality from crossing with humans. I do wonder if there are any pockets of "true" elves without even one drop of human blood that retain that.

    • Rich Morris
      November 23, 2023, 11:16 am | # | Reply

      My Elves are very longed lived, but not immortal.

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