1289 Glonsequences
on December 7, 2009
Chapter: Bloodfire
Characters: Glon Smitharm/Bloodhand, Mme Goria WhiteEye, Princess Gaggia Shadowtalker, Princess Ibkis Rockjaw, Princess Shaija of the Red Orcs
Location: Royal Torture Chamber
lol
I’ll be surprised if they don’t serve up some ankle & calf to go with the foot Glon stuck in his mouth.
Someone better pass the salt while they’re at it.
I hope Glon knows the 1/2 Level magic spell known as Purify Food 1/2. It doesn’t take any kind of Magic-User to cast 1/2 Level spells because they’re not really magic.
The material components of Purify Food 1/2 is a bottle of ketchup & a tin full of black pepper…Everybody knows that you can eat *anything* if you put enough ketchup & pepper on it.
😀
I remember an old Dragon magazine that had a whole bunch of 1/2 Level spells written up in an article…This is one of those.