0214 Outboard Turbo on December 28, 2006 Chapter: The Pirate AdventureCharacters: Arachne the Drow, Bob the Beholder, Fang's First Mate, Turbo the OgreLocation: Fang's Ship "The Broken Promise" Related Comics ¬ 0361: And You Were There And You Were There 1839 Charlottes Inhibitions 0085: Interelf Relations Not So Good Actually 1189 So Thats Where He Ended Up 2155 Eye To Eye To Eye To Eye To Eye To
Could be dumber….
"Turn on the gas-powered engine!"
(Ogre drops his pants, sits in a tuba bell, and starts eating chilli. A kobold with no survival instincts prepares to light a match…)
You just described about 99.9% of the entire Kobold population in the Multiverse! xD