0214 Outboard Turbo on December 28, 2006 Chapter: The Pirate AdventureCharacters: Arachne the Drow, Bob the Beholder, Fang's First Mate, Turbo the OgreLocation: Fang's Ship "The Broken Promise" Related Comics ¬ 0004: Just Ew 1186 The Happy Goddess 3001 Death Of An Icon 2158 Arachne Makes A Point 0464 How Do You Motivate Arachne
Could be dumber….
"Turn on the gas-powered engine!"
(Ogre drops his pants, sits in a tuba bell, and starts eating chilli. A kobold with no survival instincts prepares to light a match…)
You just described about 99.9% of the entire Kobold population in the Multiverse! xD