0214 Outboard Turbo on December 28, 2006 Chapter: The Pirate AdventureCharacters: Arachne the Drow, Bob the Beholder, Fang's First Mate, Turbo the OgreLocation: Fang's Ship "The Broken Promise" Related Comics ¬ 1839 Charlottes Inhibitions 2036 Arachne And Wolf 0072: An Elvishy Outlook 2935 Identified 1445 The Eyes Have It
Could be dumber….
"Turn on the gas-powered engine!"
(Ogre drops his pants, sits in a tuba bell, and starts eating chilli. A kobold with no survival instincts prepares to light a match…)
You just described about 99.9% of the entire Kobold population in the Multiverse! xD