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3479 In Poor Taste

on November 24, 2021
Chapter: Blood Hand: A Lucas & Cadugan Mystery
Characters: Abbott Heigh, Cadugan, Captain Lilianne Carruthers, Lucas Greyfort
Location: Abbey of St. Aldwin the Skilled

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Discussion (32) ¬

  1. argentlupus
    November 24, 2021, 8:56 am | # | Reply

    Welp, that is bad. So prattroot is this world’s version of iocaine powder?

  2. MDF
    November 24, 2021, 10:55 am | # | Reply

    Nice Princess Bride reference! 😉

    But, Westley/The Dread Pirate Roberts had to build up his own iocaine immunity. Vizzini wasn’t so lucky.

    This sounds like a straight physiological issue, as Carruthers describes it.

    Like how certain animals like goats can eat poisonous plants that would kill us, and chocolate is toxic to dogs.

    • AlyxVixen
      November 24, 2021, 12:29 pm | # | Reply

      Aspirin is also toxic to dogs and cats.

      • Oldarmourer
        November 24, 2021, 12:53 pm | # | Reply

        ‘can be’ toxic…if misused.
        Vets regularly prescribe it for dogs and cats and have for mine.
        The key is in the dosage, just giving a dog an aspirin on your own is not a good idea and tylenol (paracetamol) is even worse, that affects their livers if the dosage is not precisely calculated, and different breeds react to it differently, also affecting the dosage.

        • Gfrogs
          November 26, 2021, 10:19 pm | # | Reply

          Dose makes the toxin, as with everything. Just so happens that for dogs and cats the toxin is a dose that humans handle with relative ease.

  3. someone
    November 24, 2021, 10:57 am | # | Reply

    Guess trees actually don’t like being hugged if plants decide to be toxic just to elves.

    • Fnordius
      November 24, 2021, 11:32 am | # | Reply

      I would not be surprised if the origins of the root were a form of biological warfare. Some sage (back when magic still ran strong in the world) who hated elves engineering a poisonous version of a root that the elves used as a recreational drug. Sort of like making their version of catnip lethal.

      Doesn’t help the story much, but the idea did grow in me. Now to figure out who planted the evidence.

      • P!enapple
        November 24, 2021, 11:56 am | # | Reply

        So you are suggesting it’s rooted in biowarfare, created by a magician who had the beleaf that the world was better off without elves. Too bad there’s not a log they could check, but that baron of Greyfort who originated the curse could’ve hired a magician. He was one who was at loggerheads with the elves, however illogical his plaint.

        • Fnordius
          November 24, 2021, 6:36 pm | # | Reply

          It could also be a creation of the Drow, an attempt to poison their cousins up in the daylight. Or even bred for usage amongst themselves, with the evil twist that it would not kill slaves ordered to test the drink first.

          The point is, having such a little thing opens up new vistas for worldbuilding.

  4. Prairie Son
    November 24, 2021, 11:51 am | # | Reply

    So I guess the next question is how does prattroot affect orcs. Is is also tasteless to them? Lethal or nonlethal or something else?

    • THAT bard
      November 24, 2021, 12:12 pm | # | Reply

      For them it might be like chamomile tee for us. It would explain why Maula had some around, and why is she the one being accused.

      • t!
        November 25, 2021, 7:13 am | # | Reply

        I am loving this line of inquiry.

        t!

  5. someone
    November 24, 2021, 12:20 pm | # | Reply

    You’re barking at the wrong tree, the investigation will not branch in this direction. They’ll stick to the present murder mystery.

    It probably wouldn’t be fruitful to pine for ancient history long buried in ash.

  6. Oldarmourer
    November 24, 2021, 1:02 pm | # | Reply

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  7. Dave
    November 24, 2021, 1:16 pm | # | Reply

    I can just the dramatic ‘DA DA DA !!!!’ from the background music

  8. Aaron
    November 24, 2021, 1:19 pm | # | Reply

    My main suspect is now Captain Lilianne Carruthers

    • mucat
      November 24, 2021, 4:47 pm | # | Reply

      I agree she’s on the list of suspects, but what about this exchange makes you promote her to number one?

      • THAT bard
        November 24, 2021, 6:03 pm | # | Reply

        Perhaps Cadugan’s expression on the last panel…

        I think Cpt. Carruthers is either a really good investigator and posseses some potentially uncommon knowledge – usually a rare combination for military people in small and/or remote places, at least in the avarage fantasy settings – or she did take part in the murder and so knew all the necessary evidence that leads to the "culprit". Though I’m guessing the first option, I can’t completely close out the second either.
        Also, the Abbot is Heigh on my list too, because and despite he would be somewhat too obvious. He definately knows more than he lets on.

        • mucat
          November 24, 2021, 6:19 pm | # | Reply

          My sense on the Abbott is that he’s withholding information to protect someone. Who, or why, I’m still not sure…

          • THAT bard
            November 25, 2021, 3:37 pm | #

            Hmmm. You might be right. That person could be either the murderer, whom he for some reason doesn’t want to get caught, or someone who knows more than healthy about the case, but is not yet on the murderer’s radar. Of course, it still could have been a teamwork as well, and he might have played some part in it too, so he could be protecting someone and saving his own skin at the same time. There might be other options, but I could think only of these. 🙂

      • Aaron
        November 26, 2021, 7:31 am | # | Reply

        She knows to much about obscure things. That means she had the ability to do all of it. As for motive I don’t see being that far off. Perhaps she is following orders which is why she doesn’t feel the need to pretend she knows nothing. Politics is at play, I think.

  9. Dee
    November 24, 2021, 1:40 pm | # | Reply

    How does something like this affect someone like Cadugan, a half-elf?

    If we’re skirting Name of the Rose territory, Cadugan had best watch his step (or wear gloves).

    • t!
      November 25, 2021, 7:11 am | # | Reply

      Heheh, I am SO glad you asked…

      t!

    • Fnordius
      November 25, 2021, 5:53 pm | # | Reply

      I imagine it affects all people with elven heritage differently, as the prattroot susceptibility is probably tied to a series of proteins. Cadugan might escape with a mere fever for a few days, or maybe his human genes dominate and suppress the reaction. Or someone who is otherwise human could suffer a severe allergic reaction, thanks to Great Grandpa.

      A future murder mystery could use prattroot as a way of killing a human who, unbeknownst to all but a select few and Inspector Cadugan, had an elvish grandmother…

      • mucat
        November 25, 2021, 10:41 pm | # | Reply

        Conversely, maybe Taurenil was actually alive and well until the harpsichord smooshed her, because of a *human* grandparent…

        • Fnordius
          November 26, 2021, 1:20 pm | # | Reply

          That actually is a possibility: she was exposed to just enough to cause a reaction, which did not happen. That confirmed the belief that "Taurenil" was actually an imposter!

          • t!
            November 26, 2021, 4:41 pm | #

            Some very cool ideas here.

            t!

  10. Hee Fone
    November 25, 2021, 12:13 am | # | Reply

    I’ve been wondering what the hell is prattroot.

  11. Berpol
    November 25, 2021, 10:18 am | # | Reply

    It cost us three kings until we realized that the food tester was immune to poison.

    • mucat
      November 25, 2021, 3:10 pm | # | Reply

      Just promote the food-tester to king!

  12. t!
    November 26, 2021, 1:39 pm | # | Reply

    What?

    No comment on the use of "singular"?

    t!

    • WJS
      November 23, 2023, 6:51 pm | # | Reply

      It is pretty strange to say that "it's not common but has some singular properties". It seems to me like it would make more sense to say that of something that *is* common. Something unusual having unusual properties is not really unusual.

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